Danger Cake Blows it in Your Mouth

>> Posted by B.J. Fleming (WCC)

The bricks and mortar for this castle of kickassery.

Yeah, girl.  This is a Danger Cake.  It’s shaped like a bomb and filled with chicken wings and tater tots.  Go fuck yourself.  

Ingredients: 

Some Cake Mix

Some cake frosting

A bomb-shaped cake pan

A delicous cupcake or a muffin 

A candle shaped like the fuse to a bomb

A shit ton of tater tots and buffalo wings

Ingrediatns for Danger Cake include lowball of whiskey and root beer.

Put all the cake mix and stuff in the pan, then put the top part in so you can make a hollow (for taste explosive devices).

Use that second part of the pan to effect a hollow for tastesplosive devices.

 

Go ahead and order boneless chicken wings and W-shaped tots from Wing Street.

Go ahead and order boneless chicken wings and W-shaped tots from Wing Street.

 

Fill that cake with fried meat and fried potatoes.

Fill that cake with fried meat and fried potatoes.

 

Flip that shit onto a green plate and get yourself some muffins.

Flip that shit onto a green plate and get yourself some muffins.

 

 

 

 

Muffin on top.  Frosting on everything.  Fuse in the muffin.  Locked and loaded.

Muffin on top. Frosting on everything. Fuse in the muffin. Locked and loaded.

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6 Responses to “Danger Cake Blows it in Your Mouth”

  1. Boots Says:

    …. that looks disgusting. i think i’m gonna go ahead and fuck myself. you’re welcome.

  2. C-String Says:

    You forgot to include the photo of the cute blond serving up the culinary masterpiece. I’m pretty sure that is a standard ingredient to any good Danger cake.

  3. Dani Says:

    While filled with lots of items that, separately, are utter deliciousness, this cake looks…disgusting. Please tell me you ate all of it.

  4. KattyBlackyard Says:

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  5. Kylie Batt Says:

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    Финансовый менеджер, экономист   Go fuck yourself…..

  6. Kylie Batt Says:

    Не могу сейчас поучаствовать в обсуждении - очень занят. Вернусь - обязательно выскажу своё мнение по этому вопросу….

    Бібліологіческій словник. А. Мень (Діректмедіа)   Go fuck yourself…..

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