Is either one of you just bicurious?
Depends. What’re your measurements?

Why?
Fuck you. Why not?

Which coast wins?
Ours.

Do your mothers know of this?
No, but yours has intimate knowledge of our inner workings.

Can I be bicoastalcurious?
Do you know what a casting couch is? No, seriously, though…..do you?

Which houses are each of you in?
B.J. - Ravenclaw
Tamara - Hufflepuff

What’s your exit strategy?
Iraq - …
This site - It’s a surprise.
Your mom - Pull out!

Drink?
Yes.

Smoke?
Only to look sexy.