The urgency of the moment once more prohibits me from waiting for bjfriend.

I heard some monumental news today.

Again, for those of you who follow me in real life (my, uh, friends), you’re aware of my obsession with Doctor Sanjay Gupta - the ubiquitous, brainy neurosurgeon that CNN calls upon for input regarding every medical news story. Ways to fight the common cold? He’s there. Brain surgery techniques? He’s informed. Obesity in America? He’s ready with input. The nutritional value of yams? PAGING DOCTOR GUPTA!

I bet you’re thinking, “That’s a little strange. If I were a doctor, there’s no way I could know this much about everything. Even if I were a summa cum laude med school braniac, I wouldn’t be able to speak eloquently about every medical topic that crosses the CNN news desk!” Well, friend, you’re no Dr. Sanjay Gupta.

So imagine my surprise and unequovical GLEE when my coworkers informed me that S.J. is going to be the next Surgeon General under the Obama Administration.

EEEEEE!!!!! Um … PAGING SURGEON GENERAL GUPTA!