Ordinarily I wouldn’t write three posts in a row. But my eighth (cyber-)sense tells me that our readers are getting restless for a post, and since bjfriend is in Nippon right now visiting a friend … which cut down his Christmas time with me … *sniff *sniff … No, those aren’t tears. They’re just a manly consequence of the tablespoon of wasabi I ate in his honor. HUZZAH.

ANY-way. Since the economy is getting the best of me and you and everyone we know, I’m scouring the job boards. But everything looks dull. Why is no one seeking a part-time, freelance, location-based SUPERHERO?